The awful turf at the Bitcoin Bowl looks like…

Seriously, how did this happen?

Yes, that’s what the turf at the Bitcoin Bowl looks like. NC State and UCF are playing on that nonsense.

Here are various things people think that turf looks like:

Pond scum
A velvet painting
A topographic map
The Breaking Bad credits
The stuff that gets scrubbed away in toothpaste commercials

@peterberkes I thought it was areas of heavier precipitation

— Donnie Ross (@donnieross) December 27, 2014

Field at the Bitcoin Bowl looks like if you asked a kid to draw the grass on with marker and it kept running out

— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) December 27, 2014

The Bitcoin Bowl field looks like it was pissed on by a giant dog.

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) December 27, 2014

(It should be noted that one of the Bitcoin Bowl’s mascots is a dog. Connect the dots, people.)

The Trop got some turf for free from craigslist, all they had to do was go pick it up.

— Brian J Pickett (@BrianPickett) December 27, 2014

@SBNationCFB crop circles or a 12th century cartography accident

— John (@enigmaticsquid) December 27, 2014

@SBNationCFB A bad toupee.

— CH (@cHerring8808) December 27, 2014

@SBNationCFB A hideous green velvet chair that badly needs to be reupholstered.

— Morgan Flood (@morgan_s_flood) December 27, 2014

@SBNationCFB @PhilHecken we had a couch that my dad got in ’77. Looks identical

— Bill Tooke (@BillTooke) December 27, 2014

The grass at the Trop looks like an irradiated wasteland.

— Jon Morse (@jonfmorse) December 27, 2014

Trop’s turf:

— SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) December 27, 2014

@SBNationCFB as if they are playing on grass underneath a flipped over kids pool

— Sam Helmerich (@helmerich47) December 27, 2014

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