Sir, why are you sniffing Lavoy Allen?

SERIOUSLY, SIR, WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING LAVOY ALLEN:

sniff

Some of my co-workers have tried to argue that this man is craning his neck to hear something an unseen companion is saying. There are a lot of sniff deniers out there. I do not believe them. It’s a sniff. My theory is this:

The unseen companion said “Hey, did you know Lavoy Allen smells delicious? He smells like cinnamon rolls 100% of the time. You’ve gotta take a whiff.” So our protagonist leaned in, had himself a heady sniff of Lavoy Allen’s personal space, leaned back with his nostrils atingle, then widened his eyes like “YEAH.” That’s what I see here and I will not be persuaded otherwise. It’s a sniff. He’s a sniffer.

(h/t weirdandwoozy via @Grady)

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