Robin Lopez hates all mascots, blinds Spurs coyote in violent attack
I previously thought Robin Lopez just had beef with the Pistons mascot, but no, this runs deep:
This is diabolical. Lopez throws an object on the ground knowing it will entice the curious, drug-addled coyote, then he violently assaults the beast, knocking its eyes clean out of its head. It’s horrifying:
I expect the mascot union to issue a statement demanding Lopez’s banishment from the league in the near future.
(For real, though, fantastic work by the person in the mascot suit to go into “blindness” mode as soon as the eyes detached. That’s veteran mascot-ing.)