Former NFL player gives Twitter seminar on football sex

Olivia Munn recently revealed there’s no sex for Aaron Rodgers on game days. Former NFL player Leigh Bodden felt that people — specifically, Twitter users — needed more info on the ins and outs (lol) of sex and athletes. Take it away, Leigh!

I was supposed to be on this #TMZ web show talking about football players having sex on game day.. But couldn’t for undisclosed reasons..

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

But the topic was Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend was complaining about not “getting any” on game day

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

So this is what my 2¢ would have been..

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

1st it’s hard to “do it” on actual game day because usually you only have a few free hours being most games start at 1pm….

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

(but let’s face it you only need a few minutes anyway)

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

2nd..quarterbacks don’t have to worry about having heavy legs they barely run!!

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

The only thing QBs should Not do is have sex “alone” , that’ll wear out their arm!

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

But for real it’s 50-50..like most of you know sometimes after sex you’re exhausted & just want to lay down…

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

but other times when you’re done having sex you feel extremely energized & think you can take on the world

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

The problem is u don’t kno which will occur if you “do it” on game day But Whenever they figure out what causes u to be energized after sex

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

It’ll be banned by the NFL and considered PEDs Performance Enhancing ..you fill in the D

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

U women find loopholes in anything lol RT @hobbit2343: @LeighBodden Thats amusing but of course if they use the ‘stranger’ arm then it’s ok

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

B4 the gameRT @TaJye: @LeighBodden Wait this is for real a topic? Do people really care? And why can’t they have sex after the game? smh lol

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

See.. he feel me #pause RT @JustinHarned: @LeighBodden That’s the truth tho! haha

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

But whatever you can go back to your regularly scheduled program… That was an episode of Way Outside the lines #WOTL..

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

I should really make that a show!

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

I feel sorry for the people that scroll through my tweets #FeelingMyself
— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

I feel sorry for the people that don’t #FollowMe

— Leigh Bodden (@LeighBodden) December 16, 2014

That’s a lot of wink-wink quotes, but we THINK we know what “do it” means.

You’re talking about income taxes, right.

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