Fan begs for Zlatan’s sweaty underpants
— Chris Peilow (@cjpeilow) December 15, 2014
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a god among mortals. He is idolized by men, women and children alike. He is an international sex symbol, and for that, grown men ask him for his underpants. And his sweat. Perhaps his sweaty underpants.
But Zlatan’s underpants aren’t sweaty, because Zlatan isn’t like the rest of us. While 90 percent of his body is glistening with perspiration, his underpants and their contents remain perfectly dry, ready for whatever Zlatan has planned after the match.
You’ll never find out what Zlatan has planned for after the match, because Gods don’t kiss and tell.