Ben Foster’s wax double will haunt your dreams

Don’t look into his eyes …

Exciting news from West Bromwich Albion. Ahead of their jaunt to India for Premier League Live — no, us neither — goalkeeper Ben Foster has been immortalised in wax. Quite what the good people of Mumbai did to deserve this, we don’t know, but there’s video proof below. He seems quite pleased with the results …

But we’re not so sure. There’s something unsettling about the smooth, lifeless face …

foster wax #1

Those empty eyes …

foster wax #2

Those blank, vacant, almost hypnotic eyes …

foster wax #3

“And you’re under. Right, now, you are to go and find Joe Hart and Fraser Forster, and you are to … dispose of them …”

December 11, 2014 by : Posted in Uncategorized No Comments

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